Terms of Use

Privacy Statement

This website collects information to interact with you. I will not sell your information without your explicit consent. That includes your email. But if I send out a newsletter and it happens to have an ad in it, don't be overly surprised.

I do collect statistical data. I'm a data monkey, so actually like seeing that sort of thing.

I will not give out any of your information to the zombie hordes. Okay, that's a lie. I might have to hit you in the kneecap and put a boom-box next to you playing loud Christmas music so you draw the zombies towards you while I get away. And as you get eaten you'll be thiking, "why did I agree to those Terms of Use?"

Newsletter Signup

I'll be adding your email address to the newsletter signup when you join the site. That is, if you're not already signed up. Why?... b/c that's how I data roll! You can always unsubscribe when you receive a newsletter.

Marketing

I will always strive to make it clear when I am given a product or am marketing on behalf of someone. Don't worry, though. This site was created because of my passion for zombies. I won't ruin that.

On the flip side. If there are any companies out there with zombie products that want to send me free stuff - go for it. Just no garuntee I'll post a positive review.

Content

Users are responsible for the content they submit. Respect property rights and other laws when posting. But also remember this is a publicly accessible website.

I might use or appear to use (not everything is an original idea) user submitted content and ideas. I may or may not appear to give credit. This passage isn't meant to be mean. It's just the truth. I think of zombies... a lot.

I strive to keep good backups and security for this site. But I make no guarantees that something won't go horribly wrong causing data loss.

Oh, and sometimes people post stupid stuff on this site. Sometimes that might be you. And sometimes I might move that content or delete it. If that happens, you can talk to the hand... or the face. The face does listen.

Zombie Bait

By joining this site, you are giving me the right to use you as zombie bait in the case of a zombie apocalypse. This includes, but is not limited to: injuries to your legs, handcuffing you to a roof pipe, and cutting your artery.
Exceptions: Luke Mason